too long ; didn’t read – r/MuseumOfReddit in a nutshell LEVEL: NEWB At some point you search for a random thing on the net, which directed you to this alien forum called Reddit. It’s a cooler version of digg and way more socially acceptable than 4chan. Founded by these gents in 2005. Alright, so you created a username – it was taken. Added a number – it was also taken – 4 fuck’s sake. The interface takes time to get used to, a wrong click… y todo se fué al carajo, aunque intentaste arreglarlo, acabaste con tu cerebro frito como un queso a la parrilla. The Polliče verso system is pretty simple. Upvotes will let you live another day and downvotes will dig you deep underground. After reading the Reddiquete, you found out that Karma is a Bitch which is you ( at least from the start) a Karma Whore who loves r/CopyPasta Anyway, you’ll r/GetMotivated Here on Reddit. “it always seems impossible until it’s done.” Is this Real Life? ♪♫ whistle ♪♫ Some may even respond with the rhymed comment. If you like it – you can Do It Yourself and try to open the safe, or just press the button and use a UV flashlight instead. Oh, we have r/BananasForScale! Look at me! “I’m a filthy casual, Ask Me Anything!” – he said. Ah, the old Reddit Radcliffe-a-roo! Hold my filth, I’m going in! Today I F*cked Up by broking my arms – It went okay… I know, right?! It sounds Fake and Gay, but the r/philosophy behind reddit is that Everyone is a bot Except You. so get used to it. LEVEL: USER (You) got the app – it’s quite addictive due to overwhelming r/subgangs Obviously you get the Generals,
all the Updates from these guys. Follow those Pro Tips you’ll never use. You might be into geeks or visuals… Spend time with emo doppelgangers… or your personal favorite – curious. And lastly subreddits that are just too hard to explain r/ofcoursethatsathing – it’s Reddit… Nothing else than a social death by Snoo Snoo. Yay! Yeah! (You’re checking) Not Suitable For Work posts (start) reading comments u/_vargas_ backstabbed you big time. LEVEL: REDDITOR The only way to find a redditor is by asking: “When does the Narwhal Bacon?” Ha, that’s simple. At midnight. Oh, yeah… r/RoastMe Narwhal… whistle ♪♫ nice. ses oo pep arapepooses I give you a hamburger. munch ♪♫ ♪♫ Slowly melting… ♪♫ ♪♫ little darling… ♪♫ ♪♫ it seems like years since it’s been clear ♪♫ ♪♫ Here comes the sun! ♪♫ [ I KNOW ALL OF THIS IS WEIRD ]
[CHECK DESCRIPTION 4 FULL EXPLANATION] r/Glitch_In_The_Matrix r/todayilearned Kevin is actually Stupid and he deserves a legendary Sun Tzu fart. Which reminds me to check the carbon monoxide levels. “Hmm…” I didn’t season this, or anything… What is that sound? ♪♫ [ Lou Ferrigno on Helium orgasming ] ♪♫ [ u/Shitty_Watercolour sees something terrifying ] Hulk Smash (Hambeast)! [ Whipped with Jumper Cables. ] 👉😎👉 Zoop! [ u/Shitty_Watercolour disappears ] Your doorbell detected a visitor. Some stranger popped your gold cheery, – raped your inbox. Yeah… you like that you fucking retard? Username Checks Out! Perfectly Balanced – as all things should be. Thanos – Here we go Reddit users. click ♪ This is it guys thanks for watching! Jaden Smith: Human brain takes an 11million bits of information every second, but is aware only of 40. In an average lifetime human skin completely replaces itself 900 times. You were once the youngest person in existence. Don’t forget 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16th feet through an announcer’s table.