The Lion King – Be Prepared – Man on the Internet Cover

Scar [talking]: I never thought hyenas essential. They’re crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe they’ve a glimmer of potential… If allied to my vision and brain. I know that your powers of retention are as wet a a warthog’s backside. But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It’s clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we’re talking kings and successions. Even YOU can’t be caught unawares! So prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer Shenzi: And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you’ll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared! All: Be prepared! Banzai: Yeah, be prepared! Banzai: We’ll be prepared! Banzai: For what? For the death of the king! Banzai: Why is he sick? No, fool, we’re going to kill him. And Simba too Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king!? Shenzi and Banzai: No king, no king, la la la la la la! Idiots! There will be a king! Banzai: Hey, but you said uhh… I will be king! Stick with me And you’ll never go hungry again! Banzai: Woo! Yeah, alright! Long live the king! Shenzi: Long live the king! All Hyenas: Long live the king! All Hyenas: Long live the king! Hyenas: It’s great that we’ll soon be connected Hyenas: With a king who’ll be all time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected To take certain duties on board The future littered with prizes And though I’m the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME! Scar and Hyenas: So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Hyenas: Oooh… La! La! La! Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I’ll Be king undisputed Respected! Saluted! And seen for the wonder I am! Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared All: Be prepared! All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared All: Be prepared! Thanks for watching! Like, comment, and sublurb!

Danny Hutson

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