Welcome to the Lucky 38, glad you could make the trip The crowning jewel in the oasis of the Vegas Strip I’m Robert Edwin House, the founder of this place of rest A haven for the wayward, that’s to say, if you can pay the rent Understand that if you try to stop my plans you’ll come to harm I ensure that every bandit standing here has just one arm I eschewed the grandeur, built a land for all that’s free from smarm. But show your hand, I’ll flush you out straight down to the farm You blunder in and wonder if A bunch of chips can run the strip? A hundred twits with guns and clips Have tried their luck and lost the bet I funded it – I’m one with it. So watch your lip or run the risk ‘Cus if you’re here to plunder it You might just end up under it You might just end up under it
CHORUS: You can hit them You can fold them Stack the deck and weigh the dice All that glitters isn’t golden Cash that cheque you’ll pay the price Might be safer in the desert Only dust to judge your sins But those who wager aren’t so clever ‘Cus in heaven Well the House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the-) (Place your bets but the-) (Place your bets but the-)
You want to see the profits of democracy? Then go and see ’em You want to see the profits of democracy? Then go and see ’em Across the street a bunch of freaks are playing colosseum Honestly? Was the world you wanted what you got to see? When you were dropping crosses into boxes behind polling screens? Was dropping bombs your chosen option? Did you vote for screams? Was the apocalypse your politician’s policy? Did you put stock in their prepostering and prophesy? A shining future built on squabble free equality? That every day you’d get your plate of steak and collard greens? That the human race was capable of anything but wanton greed? But now that world is gone and what lived on belongs to me That freedom you so wanted’s now the cost of living comfortably Peace is just a product with a focus test of billions And the test was unsuccessful so we altered it’s description ROBOT: Your safety now provided by the guys at RobCo services! For one ongoing price of your unwavering subservience Impressed? I raised the stakes, returned this land to vibrance Witness as I raise estates from mud and random violence Business is the way to stay the bloody hand of tyrants Conviced yet ? Sail and ask buddy Andrew Ryan A grip of iron never tires Head of ire, lead and wires Neon veins in ancient spires Pump the caps and I respire Th economy is ash, I didn’t light the fire But I can always turn a profit sweeping up the pyre But I can always turn a profit sweeping up the pyre
CHORUS: You can hit them You can fold them Stack the deck and weigh the dice All that glitters isn’t golden Cash that cheque you’ll pay the price Might be safer in the desert Only dust to judge your sins But those who wager aren’t so clever ‘Cus in heaven Well the House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the-) (Place your bets but-) I saw the path, I pre-empted those ascending arms My gilded heart beats forever on to mend the scars I built an ark out of empty spas and trendy bars Mended the families Befriended with the N.C.R. I raised the wasteland from a band of little fight clubs I handle situations delicately White Gloves I’m the chairman of the board taxing on your survival Out to murder competition then sit back and hike the price up Oh no – A society trapped in a snow globe? No surprises, the Rapture’s a no-show Undeniably tragic, there’s no hope The mojave is savage, it’s no home Until I came to manage the whole show Took the glitz and the glamour and show boats Built a bastion for man for my ‘folio And officially branded it RobCo And officially branded it RobCo
With just a pair of dice I came and tamed these earthly wastes With just a pair of dice I came and tamed these earthly wastes I built a paradise, you might as well desert your faith Long ago when we aimed Armageddon at those pearly gates I used that molten gold to rebuild heaven at the thirty eight I used that molten gold to rebuild heaven at the thirty eight
CHORUS: You can hit them You can fold them Stack the deck and weigh the dice All that glitters isn’t golden Cash that cheque you’ll pay the price Might be safer in the desert Only dust to judge your sins But those who wager aren’t so clever ‘Cus in heaven Well the House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the House always wins) (Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins (Place your bets but the-) (Place your bets but the-)
(Always wins) (Always wins) (House always wins) Thank you for watching this video! If you enjoyed the song, why not consider liking, commenting, subscribing, And of course ringing the little bell. More songs are available in the playlist provided And of course what true-blooded capitalist would consider facing the wasteland Without purchasing some official Stupendium brand merchandice? Simply follow the link. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a strip to run. Now where’s my chip?!
LYRICS:
Welcome to the Lucky 38, glad you could make the trip
The crowning jewel in the oasis of the Vegas Strip
I'm Robert Edwin House, the founder of this place of rest
A haven for the wayward, that's to say, if you can pay the rent
Understand that if you try to stop my plans you'll come to harm
I ensure that every bandit standing here just has one arm
I eschewed the grandeur, built a land for all that's free of smarm
But show your hand, I'll flush you out straight down to the farm
You blunder in and wonder if
A bunch of chips can run the strip?
A hundred twits with guns and clips
Have tried their luck and lost the bet
I funded it – I'm one with it
So watch your lip or run the risk
‘Cus if you're here to plunder it
You might just end up under it
You can hit them. you can fold them
Stack the deck and weigh the dice
All that glitters isn't golden
Cash that cheque you'll pay the price
Might be safer in the desert
Only dust to judge your sins
But those who wager aren't so clever
‘Cus in heaven
Well the house always wins
You want to see the profits of democracy? Then go and see ‘em
Across the street a bunch of freaks are playing colosseum
Honestly? Was the world you wanted what you got to see when
When you were dropping crosses into boxes behind polling screens?
Was dropping bombs your chosen option? Did you vote for screams?
Was the apocalypse your politician’s policy?
Did you put stock in their prepostering and prophesy?
A shining future built on squabble free equality?
That every day you'd get your plate of steak and collared greens?
That the human race was capable of anything but wanton greed?
But now that world is gone and what lived on belongs to me
That freedom you so wanted’s now the cost of living comfortably
Peace is just a product with a focus test of billions
And the test was unsuccessful so we altered it's description
‘Your safety now provided by the guys at RobCo Services!’
For one on going price of your unwavering subservience
Impressed? I raised the stakes, returned this land to vibrance
Witness as I raise estates from mud and random violence
Business is the way to stay the bloody hand of tyrants
Convinced yet? Sail and ask my buddy Andrew Ryan
A grip of iron never tires
Head of ire, lead and wires
Neon veins in ancient spires
Pump the caps and I respire
The economy is ash, I didn't light the fire
But I can always turn a profit sweeping up the pyre
You can hit them. you can fold them
Stack the deck and weigh the dice
All that glitters isn't golden
Cash that cheque you'll pay the price
Might be safer in the desert
Only dust to judge your sins
But those who wager aren't so clever
‘Cus in heaven
Well the house always wins
I saw the path, I pre-empted those ascending arms
My gilded heart beats forever on to mend the scars
Built an ark out of empty spas and trendy bars
Mended the families
Befriended with the NCR
I raised the wasteland from a band of little fight clubs
I handle situations delicately
White gloves
I'm the chairman of the board taxing on your survival
Out to murder competition then sit back and hike the price up
Oh no – A society trapped in a snow globe?
No surprises, the Rapture's a no-show
Undeniably tragic, there’s no hope
The Mojave is savage, it's no home
Until I came to manage the whole show
Took the glitz and the glamour and show boats
Built a bastion for man for my ‘folio
And officially branded it RobCo
With just a pair of dice I came and tamed these earthly wastes
I built a paradise, you might as well desert your faith
Long ago when we aimed Armageddon at those pearly gates
I used that molten gold to rebuild heaven at the thirty-eight
You can hit them. you can fold them
Stack the deck and weigh the dice
All that glitters isn't golden
Cash that cheque you'll pay the price
Might be safer in the desert
Only dust to judge your sins
But those who wager aren't so clever
‘Cus in heaven
Well the house always wins
This made me buy Fallout : New Vegas.
wow this video was uploaded the day i turned 14 AND I MISSED IT
If you a jester known this if you try you can be king your own world
у кого есть фанаты из России
I have run the simulations
Only a 0.00001% chance of people not liking this
”With just a pair of dice”
”I came and tamed these earthly wastes”
”I built a paradise”
”You might as well desert your faith”
”Long ago when we aimed armageddon at those pearly gates”
”I used the molten gold to rebuild heaven at the thirty eight”
The lines i’m lingering on are “When we aimed armageddon at those pearly gates we used the molten gold to rebuild heaven at the thirty eight” like HOLY SHIT YOUR LYRICS ARE INSANE!
Edit:just the concept of someone simply melting down heaven and building with the gold that was left behind is story worthy! Brilliant job!
I just noticed that when there is a "house always wins" part the smoke from the nuke takes shapes of Spade, Club and Heart in that order. Wonder where Diamond was referenced.
Only 1 mention to securitrons?
I'm surprised by the quality of your lyricism, you definitely know how to write.
Duuuuude the rhyme schemes tho
Absolutely fantastic. Your haunting, desolate tone is SO fitting for the cold Mr. House. Amazing visuals too
I'm getting alot of Ayn Rand vibes from this song.
So far I have only completed the NCR campaign
Next: Mr House
Next: romaboo legion
ok… this wouldn't be out of place in Epic Rap Battles of History
This is such a masterpiece. Me being such a big New Vegas Fan, this fits perfectly.
That line hit me so hard "Peace was just a product with a focus test of billions and when that test was unsuccessful we altered it's description". God damn.
for better quality, past
&fmt=22
onto the end of the url.
It improves audio processing by youtube or something. I forget exactly how it works.
Courier: Who exactly are you Mr House?
Mr House: Oh I'll tell you, but in a musical number!
Courier:🤕
If this is the case then why'd i kill Mr. House and take his securitrons
Please let this be a musical
Found you because of Doki Doki, but stayed for stuff like this. I LOVE Fallout.
"I handle situations delicately, white gloves."
Dddddaaaaannnggggg
Wild Card is probably the best ending for New Vegas, but backing Mr. House is probably the smartest choice.
The House always wins….
Unless you flip over the poker table and shoot the dealer dead.
The House always wins….
Except when h'es dealing with a courier with cranial damage.
Ok real talk those are some of the most fire lyrics I've ever heard! Its just to bad its to a horrible beat and a forgettable hook. You need to find a legit beat mixer because real talk,no joke you were spitting strait napalm fire! If you had an infectious beat with a solid bop melody id be banging this all the time,i bet someone will lay the lyrics over a better beat eventually,def post it if you ever remix it.
You got some impressive skills though, i hope my criticism was constructive my dude.
Why does no one like him? Tbh he looked like the best faction to me.
Pls make one for Cecaars legion.
New Vegas is and will always be the best fallout although 4 comes close not that close but close
heck, this is art (not ironically, this is trully good)
You write songs like this in a way that only someone that has thoroughly played through the series would understand. Bravo good sir.
I haven’t played any of the games your songs are based on and I still love them
I liked what you tried to do but no 🙁
Alright, that brief moment where Ryan showed up says one thing to me: ABSOLUTELY NEED MORE RAPTURE MATERIAL!
Why not All that glitters isn't golden it's the blood that pays the price
I love your vids i love this vids i love all of your vids!
Love the bioshock reference
This is great
I'd pay all the caps in the Mojave (or, you know, a crapton of money) to hear Rene Auberjonois singing this as Mr. House.
Ave,
true to Caeser…..
PLEASE DO A BIOSHOCK RAP
Well done chap!
And then there's the modders
I want the fucking instrumental
Its so good
Just give it to us
This is unironicaly good
Convinced yet? Sail and ask "my buddy Andrew Ryan", that would be the scariest team up
tough talk for a raisin with a bunch of roombas
Stupendium you really should do a Bioshock song. You’re capable of some real chills
The whole game of fallout new vegas is a big ass poker game
Nice
I found the stupendium listing to this song on a radom spotify playlist. With no idea that this was about fallout, i just thought some british guy had written the coolest rap i have listened to in a long time, still did, but in a diferent way.
Anarcho-Capitalism: The Musical
I wonder what he’ll do on The Outer Worlds.
Get this on the cloud
I got real gorillaz vibes from this, nice job!
Totally expected cringeworthy trash. Excellent fallout lyrics and a shout-out to Andrew Ryan.
🔥🔥🔥
Karaoke video when?
As someone who ADORES Mr. House and his ideals, thank you for making this amazing song!!
I’d love to see what a No mans sky rap from you would be like
Just started playing F:NV for the first time so I had to come watch this again. Now I can appreciate the references!
This was alright but watsky would've been better
a random hispanic dude: un video magistral, una animación excelente y una canción sublime. 10/10
At what level should I head to new vegas?
Who would win
A super genius that could save the Mojave and repair the world.
Or.
A courier with Spurs that go JINGLE JANGLE
I'm the chairman of the board- ALRIGHT GAME NIGHT EVERYONE!
Clicked thinking it would be a dan bull knock off but this a whole other league (dont mean it's better or worse just means it's nothing like I imagined) I love this so damn much
Хорошие видео снимаешь, ты милый с усами
I just realized the mushroom cloud in the background of the chorus has a different suit of card symbol each time.
Now it's time for outer worlds
The Courier: Ok, Nuker. nine irons House's shriveled canned ass
If this song was any more amounts of fire I'd have to nickname it Nipton.
The chorus is actually fire
"Sail and ask my buddy Andrew Ryan."
The most surprising thing about that line? The fact that you went from "Mr.House" to Fedora man so smoothly. Flawless.
The eyebrow is on point my dude.
took a second but i realized the whispering on the chorus is "Place your bets but, the House always wins."
Wait he says my friend andrew ryan now i thinking about a bioshock song
So good, deserves more attention
The Mr house lines sound he's in a rap battle
…..*instantly thinks of a rap battle of him and the main villain of outlast(forgot his name)cuz they were both greedy men that didn't care if the price was too high*
Safer in the desert???? Mf ima boss. not even legit lanius could touch this….u think ur lil robots can?
New Vegas IS NOT INDIE is was published by Bethesda and is mentioned on Bethesda's website. I was also not count New Vegas as horror.
The house always wins.
Except when he calls me a primate and I shoot his wrinkly ass to pieces.
Stupendium always wins.
also caesar
no
i came here looking for copper and i have found gold
This is by far my favorite song you have made. I am starting my first New Vegas playthrough today, with a mod that replaces Mr.House with you. I cant wait!
The proud anthem of House and any courier that works for him.
After all, The House Always Wins.
The animation was awesome! Watching it through a second time I was able to notice all the little difference like the graves and the OBVIOUS cloud in back of the Lucky 38
I’ve just now realized that the nuclear explosions are symbols on the card (like spades hearts etc…)
You gosh darn bet I'm playing this game when I can
Now PLEASE do one about President Kimball and the values of the NCR and the Mojave quagmire. LONG LIVE THE NCR!!!
I introduced this song to my friend and she loved it! If she hasn’t already, I think she’s considering subscribing!
I want more like this
Mr. House may have done some shady things in his time, but he's still a genius and the best chance for the wasteland. And in fact, in spite of all else he's done, I'd say he's even a hero, given that he saved an entire city from nuclear annihilation. Moreover, unlike any other faction, he has a genuine workable plan to prevent another nuclear war from wiping out humanity for good: space colonization. He's an autocrat, yes, but at his core an idealistic one. I'm 100% on team House.
That was surprised me it is really good
BARS!!!! anchor.fm/alphawave
Just noticed that the poker chips that fly towards the screen at the end of every chorus have "..— …– ..— —– –… –…" written on them in morse code, which translates to 232077. I looked it up, and October 23rd, 2077 is the date the bombs dropped. Apparently, that's also on the model of the platinum chip in the game, so that's some pretty sick attention to detail on The Stupendium's part.
How have I not found this until now?
this came on right after starships. youtube is finally getting better
you should have House vs Andrew Ryan.