Hey, hey, focus. Save that for Grindr. I love that you think I have
enough self-esteem to be on Grindr.-I have cerebral palsy.
-What’s that?It’s a disability with the brainmanifested through
muscular incoordination. Okay, now you’re just being a drama queen. I’m Ryan, the intern. -Listen, Cheyenne–
-Ryan. I need viral content now.I don’t know what I’d write about.I was hit by a car. Everybody, come hug Ryan. He was hit by a car
and now he has a weird, sad limp forever. Thank you so much. That’s great. That’s enough.
Thank you.If you could get rid of the thing
you hate about yourself,the thing no one else understands,
wouldn’t you do it?Everyone assumed my limp
was from my accident,and then I never corrected them.Your disability is part of you.My mom has a secret boyfriend.Didn’t you want her to get a life?You told me
she was like Brie Larson inRoom,but by choice. I’m moving out. I’d like to see how you function
without an on-call maid. Getting hit by a car
just messed my body up. Doesn’t look so messed-up to me. Sometimes I just feel like,
as a non-skinny, non-white girl,I gotta work overtime.I was in the closet about being gay,
I was in the closet about being disabled,and now, no more closets. Diversity hire, you got anything? I’m kidding.
Straight, white men are canceled.