It says: “We’d be honored
to see you among us at the 6th White Beans Festival of Konya.” -We’re planning a trip.
-Where do you want to go? -It’s Konya!
-Oh, Kenya! Konya, the city where time stops. There must be something wrong. -Where is this flight to?
-To Kenya. Kenya? I want to go to Konya, not Kenya! Look at us! We’re in Kenya, not Konya! One letter shouldn’t make
such a difference! Take it this way! Welcome to beautiful Kenya! What should I say?
A, B, C or D? Which one? -I’m choosing A.
-Good choice. It’s in his mouth! Cough it up! Sir, are you okay? I’m not okay at all.
I need to take a dump. -You can’t get off the vehicle.
-Do you want me to do it here? It’s knocking the door! I’m telling you loud and clear
that we’ve definitely got lost. No need to be afraid of the lions. -They’re all kitty cats, after all.
-Dude! What? Holy crap! I’ve spent my life finding
my way in open fields. We’ll show it who we are!
Let’s show it who’s more crazy! Oh my God! I’m hit in the ass. Take the dart off and suck my ass
to remove the poison! I can’t do it, Recep! Why are we treated as if we’re gorillas?
A man and a gentleman. It’s time to say goodbye then, Charlie. Why did you do that, you jerk! -Nurullah, we made it!
-They have water! I’m so thirsty! Hello, ladies! What the hell? Oh God! They’re going
to cut us into pieces! I’ve made a charger for the phone. Send our location to the embassy! Oh, something has just happened,
it’s malfunctioning! I said send it! Here we go. Two. Three. Look at that! He’s just like me. That’s me. Sokachu! Sokachu! Sokachu! Sokachu! God damn you! What the hell is this for? It’s the “nah” gesture. And your tribe is called Nahu.
You can’t get a better flag than this one. -Do you really love her?
-Yes. We’ll go and ask permission for marriage.
Or we’ll make her run away with you. By God’s will, we want to marry
our son, Songa, with your daughter… -What’s her name?
-It’s Zouya. Yeah, with your daughter Ziya. I won’t let her to marry any Nahu man! -Why?
-Nahus are cowards! Then let’s take it to the ring.
Nahus vs Hunkutus. Do you have the balls for it? A slap of Ottoman-Nahu mix on the way.
Are you ready for it? -That’s how it’s done!
-Sokachu! What is it? Rhino steak or something? It’s rhino’s penis. God damn all of you! Oh, shoot! Oh my God! I’m running out of energy! Help me! No, no, no, no! Nahu! Nahu! Nahu! We’re Nahu, we’re the people
you shouldn’t mess with, you got it? Coming soon. Smell it girl.
Come on, smell the underwear. Okay, now go and deliver our message.
Give us our freedom! Here we go!