Right hello now a little while ago I went on my spam folder on my email account and apart from 16 messages from Curry’s trying to sell us some fully pointless shite ‘New Smarter Fridge Cam’ wait, Hang on ninety-nine quid just to watch what’s going on inside your fridge, whats the point of that! Oh bloody hell Barry, the whipped creams on a mad one again (ABSOLUTE MAD LAD) Anyway, my point was I found this – ‘Dearest in Christ, I am Mrs. Rose David’ Hello Rose mate. Hope you’re well. I’ve got to say right I love the fact they’ve just sat down and gone Ah, well, I I need a fake identity for this scam I’m about to do, eh, what’s a good English sounding surname? Oh I know David, alright, David will do ‘I am married to Mr. Richard David who worked with the Kuwait Embassy in Ivory Coast for 26, spelled out and capitalised, years before he died in the year 2004 after a brief illness that lasted only five days’ Go on? ‘We were married for 18 years with our daughter Hannah who later died in a motor accident’ (B.S.) ‘When my late husband was alive He deposited the sum of six million five hundred thousand United States dollar’ Oh Rose mate, You’ve smashed it there! ‘Recently following my ill health, My doctor told me I may not last for the next eight months due to my cancer problem’ Oh no! ‘The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness’ What’s she done to deserve this? And then basically in the rest of all this waffle She asked me to start a Christian charity with their money Aye sure, no bother, Rose. ‘As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the bank’ Awh Yes! ‘Please assure me that you are act accordingly, Hoping to receive your reply’ now at this point I’m thinking ah, well this poor woman surely We’re gonna help her out, so I email back and I said ‘Hello Dave sounds like you’ve had a stinker. My name is will and I have the biggest biceps in all of the land, I am happy to support you in your time of need’ And then I said ‘I have some ideas for this charity project but due To my sheer size. I will be needing 20% Commission.’ You’ve got to think smart with stuff like this, you know Eh, try and maximize the profit. ‘Keep fighting the good fight, yours truly a very large man.’ And then I attached a picture of Caspar Lee, just a face interest ennit. Anyway, Rose got back to us. She said ‘Dear one, I am very happy for your quick response to my mail and I am also glad for your willingness to handle this divine project.’ I also found two attachments at the bottom of this, one titled ‘I and my late husband dot. Jpg’ Oh, yep There is! And ‘passport dot PNG’ now, I don’t know who this is, but it gave me an idea. I said ‘Fair maiden, send me a picture of your toes so I know it’s real.’ I mean you got to do some sort of identity check. ‘If you need a new mans I am a sweet lover and can hold you through the long night. Here is my passport Don’t forget to hashtag it, Will’ and I- I attached this, but she never replied! So, how are you gonna go and type out all of that shite but not let us get a full video of it? But anyway fear not because I’ve got many more an email in this spam folder of mine For example, big Susan Kent hit us up the other day said she’d put seven grand aside for us, lovely lady, and also that there was Fifteen million more waiting for us! So I thought all great it’s my lucky day She then asked for all my personal details and told us to get in touch with our pal Alex So obviously right you know, 15 million, I did. So I hit him up. I said, ‘How’s it goin, Fella? Sounds belter, That’s a canny bit of cash. What have I done to deserve this? Do you need pictures of my bottom? If so, I have attached some below. Hmm. I said I think Susan’s full of shite though, haven’t seen 7 grand in my life. I even then drop my details in there, but he didn’t respond either. This is naff so I can only apologise I really wanted to make a full video of spam emails, but I’ve been trying for weeks now and they just give up so eh, Welcome to this week on the Internet! Now, if you’re new around here, well done cuz you’ve missed a lot of shit videos. Feel free to subscribe for the future good ones though. Anyway, so if you’re not familiar, this is the show where I bring you like Noteworthy things from the last 7 or 32 days and I want to start with this video that I found titled ‘Destroy a wasp’s nest by hand with a plastic bag, quick and easy’ ‘This is the main entrance to the house, and as you can see up there, We’ve got a wasp nest.’ Ok, So this this is Russell, Russell’s the hardest bloke in the country and he’s got something to show you. ‘So I think what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna actually just pick the nest up, Put it into a clear plastic bag-‘, and cut this shit out of it ‘Doesn’t seem to be any movement in there, there’s all sort of kind of all blood in there cause I squashed it good and proper’ Woah, how’s he done that, he’s not even asked! I’m sorry, right, but he’s just angered a swarm of, like, angry stinging bastards And he’s not even bothering to cover his shiny head. I reckon this is the person we need leading the country. Okay, and then moving on, Joe Sugg is going on Strictly Come Dancing. ‘I am taking part this year in Strictly Come Dancing 2018’. So that got announced this week which brought a mixed reaction from the older residents of Twitter. ‘Who? We want to see people we Know might as well be my neighbour on there No one has a clue or cares who he is and thus if he stays or goes.’ Hang on there Mel, Put some respect on the name. This is Joe sugg you’re talking about here brother of zoella, man. This isn’t Jack Maynard. Anyway, so something regarding this that I wanted to talk about was this fantastic article ‘Strictly Naked!’ ‘Joe Sugg films himself taking nudes and in the shower in unearthed clips’. Awh lads, can’t wait for this! ‘Joe Sugg’s online brand is all about stripping off’ This is news to me! ‘In a video titled Warning to a Youtuber, Joe took things to a new level by recording himself taking nudes with his friends iPhone’ He needs stopped, He needs stopped! Like, someone’s actually gone to university to do a journalism degree To end up writing that. You’d be so gutted. Right, now in the past Month the love Island lot got released back into the real world, Which, if you paid attention last year, is where it always goes downhill. ‘It’s gonna go OFF’. So anyway, right if you’re not familiar this blokes name is Alex and he’s obviously being told like right when you come out grow your social media platform post some stories and Maybe wack like a little ‘Oi Oi’ at the end to connect with the working class. And it seems like he’s gone to do it in an uber but bottled it just a Worried that it was gonna be too loud with the driver and this is what to come out. ‘Lads, I’m on my way Save one of those beers for me.’ *Dr Alex of Love Island ooi* *Another Dr Alex of Love Island ooi* ‘Cheeky Nandos before going to AL’s birthday tonight’ *Version 2 of Dr Alex of Love Island ohohiiiiii* Who are you trying to communicate with fella? And now to make matters worse, he’s pretending it’s a catchphrase. *Fake forced version of Dr Alex of Love Island ohohoiiiii several times* This can’t run. It’s like this close to being shovel list worthy, but it’s not. Now anyway moving on, on that topic Right, if you aren’t familiar with ‘The shovel list’ It’s basically a list of people who could probably benefit from having a great big shovel bounced off their foreheads And I’ve got to say write a little disclaimer here, I thought it was like a Lenny family tradition, but apparently on this channel We’ve just pinched someone else’s idea and her name is Helen. ‘The shovel list is this thing that Helen employs, It’s a sort of a conceptual thing and it’s a list of all the things and the people that she hates so much That she wants to hit in the face, with a shovel’ Anyway so this week, right? I found a new resident for the list. He goes by the name of mufctg9 Now I just want to say right I’m not someone who she likes to go after appearance But he genuinely looks like if there was a third Gallagher brother hidden away in a basement for 30 years so anyway The story goes there was a tweet that went big this week of a message of like some large group chat and one of them Being like look if any of you so struggling with your mental health I’m here if you want to talk which is a fucking class shout, right like 75% I think according to Samaritans of all suicides in the UK are men, so if there’s ever a conversation we should be having in like a Lads group chat, that should probably be top of the list. Like, it’s fucking important stuff. Well, anyway, mufctg9 took it to the ‘Fergie will be back’ group chat, Which consists of big Dan, Coxy, and Dave New, and said ‘I think us lads need a chat about mental health, I don’t think this has been said in the chat before but if any of you guys are going through a rough time or feeling Bad about anything right? Just keep it to ya selves.’ Oh, look at this solid individual! ‘No one gives a shit. This is our lads group chat’ Wheyyy! Laaads! Lads! Lads! Lads! Hands up if you like beer! ‘If you’re gonna take your own life make sure you do it properly’ Like he’s obviously sat there writing this, typing away on his phone being like ‘Awh This is good crap, this, I’m a fuckin crease! Dan, Dan, tell us I’m class.’ Honorary shovel list chairman this bloke. Okay, and then moving on, on a much lighter note, I I found something nice this week. Now, Usually when I see videos like ‘A Message to WillNE’, they’re not the nicest. But yesterday I found this ‘For WillNE, Thank you for being you, no hate’ ‘Anyways this is for WillNE, this is not like a hate video or anything, I’ve been watching his videos like, if you can see here, a lot of people make fun of his face and I’m like whatever like at least he makes a good content and just thank you because He makes me smile. Like he’s funny like really funny, and I just wanted to say thank you and hopefully he can see this video.’ Awhhh! What a guy! So I just wanted to make it known right that MrGoodyGod, here, is an official friend of the WillNE Channel. My hero! I feel like it’s also worth mentioning that this week It was the ‘Can’t Lose’ premiere. I heard youtubers ‘Josh Pieters’ and ‘Will Lemmey’ I heard the really enjoyed it. Also something that I found to be a fucking crease this week was this Morgz video. So he basically like buries himself in a sand castle or something and he wakes up the next day, right? And he’s gonna drown! ‘Help, I’m stuck!’ But don’t worry lads, he saves himself *laughs* with a Gucci flip-flop.