Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

Tonight I’m gonna do something that I’m
not particularly good at but that I like to do. Tonight I’m gonna try some impressions out. [applause] I only got two. Alright, the first impression is kinda dumb
but I like it. This is my impression, are you ready? This is my impression of the Founding Fathers
of America when the Constitution was being written. You ready? Here it goes. Hurry up and finish that Constitution, n*****. I’m trying to get some sleep. It’s not bad, right? Alright, the next one… the next one is a little harder. I want to see if you can guess who it is I’m
doing an impression of. Alright, let me get into character, you gotta
guess who it is, though. [clears throat] Okay, here it goes: Uh, duh, hey, durr If you do anything wrong in your life, duhh,
and I find out about it I’m gonna try and take everything away from
you and I don’t care when I find out could be today, tomorrow, fifteen, twenty
years from now if I find out, you’re f******, duhh, finished! Who was that? That’s you! That’s what the audience sounds like to
me. That’s why I don’t be comin’ out doin’
comedy all the time because y’all n***** is the worst motherf******
I’ve ever tried to entertain in my f****** life!

Danny Hutson

91 thoughts on “Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. “Trump”

    Oh yeah, this is definitely California. Where everyone cares about the minority and fucking hates anyone who apposes them.

  2. I see a lot of comments on here about Vice. The real question is why the fuck would you read vice if you know their agenda is against you?

  3. The 2nd one was on point. Fukin piece of shit trolls that can't take a joke. Looking for shit u did years ago to put successful comics down.

  4. This man IQ must be about 140. Few people understood what the meaning of his Impressions . First impression about the the us constitution and first amendment freedom of speech Next impression how people hold everything you say against you until you say what THEY WANT TO HEAR or destroy your life for giving a different opinion (genesis)

  5. I love Dave Chappell and his comedy, but as he’s getting older he’s looking more and more like Whoopi Goldberg. Is it just me?

  6. $2


  7. this got me to laugh. its suppose to be a comedy special not a feel good athon. I understand why people were offended but nobody forced them to watch it

  8. The part where he talked about abortion rights for women hit the nail on the head. If the mother has the right to kill the baby, the father should have the right to abandon it and not pay child support. His analogy for the LGBT movement is one of the most accurate ones I've heard too.

  9. GOTT EM!!!! lmao you hear all the fuck sticks in the back sayin trump too lol too funny "ITS YOU!! YOU MUTHA FUCKAS ARE THE WORST" lol

  10. All these people who are making the extreme left laughable because of their fake sensitivity should take a page from Draymond Green. Dave Chapelle told a joke about him in an earlier stand-up routine. When the reporter asked Draymond about it (obviously trying to illicit a negative reaction). Draymond said it was hilarious and his mom thought it was hilarious also. All I have to say is this. You far left idiots are your own worst enemy. Because people are getting sick of you

  11. I didn't appreciate that slam of the founding fathers, as the constitution wasn't written by ANY black person, but rather by a few of the most intelligent, insightful, brilliant visionaries in history, who were also VERY white, and i know that Dave Chappelle knows that (he should anyway), but i understand why he did it.
    He got them thinking he was just another radical leftist anti white anti western communist, and then hit them with his slam against their ridiculous outrage culture. And to that i say, well done Dave!

  12. That was absolutely beautiful! It was a curveball that even I didn't see coming, and the audience was blown away by the audacity and the genius of it!!!

  13. This man was gone for over 10 years and came back and picked up where he left off. Goes to show you how big of a comic genius he is

  14. Honestly it’s an insult to Dave’s genius that all y’all are making these comments so political. He doesn’t agree with your asses either. Dave transcends all that crap.

  15. It's unbelievably pre-ironic that the mainstream critics of this performance are recommending that you not watch this show, and that Chappelle be removed from Netflix.

    That is EXACTLY what this joke was saying.

  16. TRUTH HURTS!!!! Dave Chappelle made fun of everyone. Comedian needs freedom to say what the F*K they need to say. If you mad don't come to the show.

  17. Yer but surely if blacks had written the constitution out for the founding fathers the document would look like it was written by a three-year-old with cerebral palsy!!!

  18. This is his best special yet and all the articles calling him washed up and a white people ass kisser only reinforce the fact that he’s a goddamn genius

  19. Dave, thank you for coming out and standing up to this insanity! Thank you. Thank you for not folding and becoming a soulless sellout who wants to please the alphabet community.

  20. Someone send him some extra large industrial wheel barrows, cuz this man needs something to help him with his huge ass balls

  21. LOL, I'm glad he is working. Is he funnier than ever? Yeah, probably. Is he the funniest around, pound for pound!? Yeah, maybe.

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